Monday, 24 March 2014

‘I Couldn’t Find Where To Put It…’ – Uti Nwachukwu On His First Sexual Encounter


Lmao! This interesting interview Ynaija 's Wilfred Okiche had with Uti Nwachukwu made me laugh hard.
Excerpts:


Alright, you were going to tell us about your first sexual experience
It was the most awkward moment, I didn’t know what to do. This was SS 2, I was 15 I think. I had no clue what I was doing, had no idea about the motions, I had problems finding where to put what and even after finding it, I did not know how to move, it was a disaster and my partner even complained about it. I was so embarrassed.
Doesn’t sound romantic…
There was nothing romantic about my first sexual encounter, no candle lights, no whispers of I love you, it was a one night stand which was horrible. After that day I went to watch some adult movies and by the second time I was a champion.
And the partner?
I am happy I never saw her again till this day and I never want to see her in my life because it was really bad.
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